Dosen Palsu

Pagi ini, eh siang ini deng, saking magernya ga kerasa kalo udah siang. Pas lagi browsing ada yang ngeadd YM gw. osakagon@live.com
Gw confirm, trus mulailah gw bertanya:

Wieke: hello, who's there ?
☂: my name is n********
☂: im your physic teacher
Wieke: eh pak maaf (keringet dingin)
Wieke: pak mau tanya sekalian,
☂: yes, what?
Wieke: itu di forum kuliah.itb.ac.id , ga ada tombol buat reply
☂: reply buat apa nak?
Wieke: discussion posts gitu pak, buat komentar soal nilai akhirnya
☂: emang ada apa sama nilai kamu?
☂: sekarang aja sama saya protesnya
Wieke: nilai praktikum saya kayaknya belum diupdate pak,
Wieke: saya ikut praktikum susulan
Wieke: terus nilai lain-lainnya,
Wieke: saya merasa buat resume terus tapi nilainya kurang dari 50
☂: oh begitu ya
☂: sabar ya nak (sabar? solusi macam apa itu?)
Wieke: iya pak
Wieke: itu aja sih pak, makasih sebelumnya


Sembunyikan Pesan Terkini (F3) <----- ga penting ikut dicopas
☂: oke wik
☂: HAHAHA
☂: dasar kamu kunyit
☂: kalo pake kerudung selalu warna kunyit
Wieke: ini siapa????
☂: ini aku
Wieke: apa sih
Wieke: siapa?
☂: orang paling sexy sejagat raya deh pokionya'
☂: *pokonya
☂: wik tebak dong masa gatau ~_~
☂: wikeee gw cuma bercandaaaa
☂: jangan marah ya wik
☂: ini tijuul haha
☂: WIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE
☂: wik wik jagnan marah dong
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Jul, gw ga marah, tapi izinkan gw mengimbangi kejahilan lo.


PROFIL


Kristijuliantika a.k.a. Tijul adalah cewek yang cukup absurd, temen sekelas gw.

identitas buah : Nanas

keahlian : tertawa ala kera, menggambar komik (gini-gini tijul aksel lhooo.. jadi dia anak yang pintar )

pengalaman baru-baru ini : disuruh berbicara di depan pas kadwil =

Tijul : "Jadi ,waktu itu, kita dikumpulkan di..."

komandan lapangan : "Lebih keras!"

Tijul : "JADI, waktu itu..."


Jul, maaf gw mencantumkan foto lo. Ini demi kebaikan kita semua.


GOTCHA

Inti dari C++

Belajar C++ membuat saya ingin main. main. main. maiiiiin




_hey that's what the book says!

Munching Problem

I don't know what the heck is wrong with my belly. But I really wanna munch something every second, every moment and everytime.
Crazy isn't it?

Really, i thought it was a normal munching habit but boy i was wrong.
Yeah, besides crazy it's also moneywasting
and besides moneywasting it's also weightincreasing

For you out there who maybe is having similar problem, here some tips (i should try it one too, havent tried ), esp for those who live in a dorm or rented room or sort of, living faraway from parents

First is, Stock fruits in your room
Save room in your budget for them

Second, you can munch a stick of celery.
Hehe, i haven't tried, so i don't know the taste. But I thought maybe you don't like the celery so the munching will stop (hopefully. and btw it makes me
wondering, why don't you try to munch 'mengkudu'. You'll undoubtly stop munching but don't forget prepare some plastic bags to vomit)

Third, many other options for you to munch.
almonds, cucumber, sunflower seeds -koaci-, and other veggies are acceptable

Four, Fasting.
It really works. No food at all.

Five, drink much water.
Not for those lazy bumps who are even lazy to go to the bathroom

Six, get some distractions.
Like playing game, or doing something need focus and you can totally have fun.


Wanna try? Hope it's helpful hehe

Tisa and the absurd dialogue

Percakapan Tisa, temen kosan sebelah kamar gw dengan adik laki-lakinya di telepon bikin gw ngakak. Ini cuma cuplikannya, percakapan aslinya lebih absurd!


tisa : "iya, lo makan pake apa?... (jawaban dari seberang) ....ya iyalah pake nasi, masa pake gandum pake telor."

gw : (ngakak)



tisa : "lo ngomongnya jangan teriak-teriak dong ntar anjing sebelah gonggong lagi."

gw : (berpikir, tis apa percakapannya ga bisa lebih normal dikit?)



tisa : iya orang gw kemaren webcam-an sama bapak (bokapnya tisa-red).... (jawaban dari seberang)... iya cuma sama bapak. ga ada lagi yang mau webcam-an sama gue

gw: (berpikir : sedih amat...)